Snorlax. Nuff said.

What type are the other candidates?

ME: *sees a wild Buttigieg and looks at low reserve of pokéballs to use*

Leave it and come back for it later for completion after you beat the champion with an actual useful team

I’m gonna fight all of you

This is the best tweet on Twitter dot com and nobody can tell me otherwise

Bernie would def be fighting/fire with Feel the Bern and since Rs would be gearing up for a "CvS" fight. Yang would be water since he wants to make it rain $1k and is focused on dousing the fires (economic insecurity due to job loss from automation) that got Trump elected.

On the contrary, I'd actually love to trap this guy in a tiny metal ball at least until the primaries are over

Had to have high hopes for a living.

Stick his ass back in the computer