In Mario Kart Wii, I was playing with my sister and I got a blue shell while in first place. We knew it would hit me, but we wanted to know if it would loop around the map or something. I was well ahead, so I used it. Instant explosion

Mario is red and means communism

A fail deal of Koch (circu 1996)

I mean this is funny and all...but clearly the bullet is superior to the blue shell; at least get your facts straight for your satire.

That's called fair taxation Charles x

Lmao

I had a blue while in first in MK:DD.It was on Luigi's raceway, final turn, I threw it, expecting that it would go around the whole circuit before nuking my butt. OH DEAR I WAS SO WRONG! It flew a little forward and went right into my face, I lost 3 places.

This one is fantastic.

Because if you get first place, your goal is not to blow yourself.