Flight attendant: do we have a doctor on board? Dad *nudging me*: this could have been you Me: not now dad Flight attendant: oh fuck did I say doctor? I meant GAMER Me: hell yea I'm a gamer Flight attendant: fuck yea dude, plane's going down and it plays like Halo Me: sick

Nov 29, 2019 · 4:29 PM UTC

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What sick fuck would design a plane that terribly.
Replying to @HardDriveMag @Nyalruko
People make it sound so hard to fly a plane. As long as it's in good working order, all you really need to know is have to turn a few knobs and it'll fly itself, many, if not most, will even land themselves.
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In the pipe five by five
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Get fucked, Dad.
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GIF
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@tonyhawk
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"Hey dad, look I'm saving the plane. Want me to stop and mow the lawn?"
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If you can drive a warthog without flipping you can fly a plane
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @GameOverGreggy
Me: Fuck, I'm a PS guy... any chance we can change the controls to be like God Of War?
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MARINES we are LEAVING
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