Flight attendant: do we have a doctor on board? Dad *nudging me*: this could have been you Me: not now dad Flight attendant: oh fuck did I say doctor? I meant GAMER Me: hell yea I'm a gamer Flight attendant: fuck yea dude, plane's going down and it plays like Halo Me: sick

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gotta hit him with the okay boomer
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Plane landing looks exactly like the warhorg finale in Halo 3
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@Ztr9
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Brace yourselves were going in a little HOT
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Current objective: survive
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This is the resolution to the central conflict of 2006鈥檚 Snakes On a Plane
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FOEHAMMER GIVE ME THE STRENGTH
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I love y'all
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"Plane's going down and it plays like Battlefield" "...guess this wasn't my time after all"
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Teabag the runway.
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