Flight attendant: do we have a doctor on board? Dad *nudging me*: this could have been you Me: not now dad Flight attendant: oh fuck did I say doctor? I meant GAMER Me: hell yea I'm a gamer Flight attendant: fuck yea dude, plane's going down and it plays like Halo Me: sick

Nov 29, 2019 · 4:29 PM UTC

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Pilots wouldn't have jobs if we knew flight controls were basically an Xbox controllers
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Plane explodes midair, sending passengers flying forward, waving their arms and legs, dropping all of their plasma grenades.
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Dad: Are you sure you don't want to sit down? Me: We'll be fine.
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So...press X to flip passenger plane?