Hero mains be like

please stop reporting the news and just stick to satire, thanks.

RIP Miyamoto, I hope they're carrying on his legacy in 2019

@Nintendo @NintendoAmerica we make jokes about your poor inventory

Y'all don't need to reveal their business strategies like this.

Classic Nintendo

I can totally see @skydart and @bwinfrey on a news set, talking about this. BW: "Breaking news developing at Nintendo. Let's go to our correspondent on scene. Chloe, what can you tell us about what's happening there?" CD: *screaming* "Shits all fucked up here! Total chaos!"

This year they're going to just fucking kill Mario