That last line of the article is killer, tho.

Jesus this reads like an ex girlfriend texting her ex and being coy, wanting to get back together or some shit. "Like, no rush getting back to me or anything, cuz like, I know you're, like, busy and stuff? Yeah. I'm here whenever you need me. <3" Fuckouttaherewiththatshit.

"Playing Fallout 76 almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

Wholesome :). Make fucking use of it

so about that fallout new vegas game you wanted to make.

Translation: Please come back to me baby I’m nothing without you

"saw those new pics you posted, you look great! really regret breaking up haha😉"