Lol

No @Someguy_Modder or Clean Butt mods either. What was Obsidian even thinking?

It would be impossible to make, edit and upload a decent video review if the you only owned a 2009 laptop. Doesn't make sense to critique the game running on a older laptop while editing its video on a modern rig. I know it's meant to be trollish but the joke lacks immersion.

aaaah should have ended it with an 8/10, that would make it truly indistinguishable from an actual review. Missed opportunity.

I am not sure if this review is a joke or if the person speaking is demented

Meanwhile here I am getting crucified for thinking this game is just "alright"

does anyone know if this game will work on my computer? its a bit old and the screen is kinda of small.

This review burns, because I've seen too many YT reviews for games that are JUST like this nonsense. XD

Glad to see independent game journalism alive and chugging along at a sub 3 frames per second.