dEaTh StRaNdInG iS a WaLkInG sImUlAtOr hell fuckin yea and it whips ass. walkin fuckin owns. i love to get up and get out 🚶

Nov 1, 2019 · 5:34 PM UTC

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Replying to @HardDriveMag
thank you for begrudgingly confirming that this game is walking simulator, sir
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Wait, like, I have to actually stand up when I'm playing? That kind of simulator? Nah
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Trudging through deep snow and freezing my balls off? Wow, Death Stranding is just like home!
Replying to @HardDriveMag
It’s like the reverse Ruby/Sapphire criticism: “8/10 too much walking”
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
But now I wanna name Sam, Winamp because it really whips the llamas ass
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Lose your horse in Red Dead Redemption to become Death Stranding. Save $60.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Go find a local nature trail I say, also be ready for your destroyed bloody feet cutscene when you get home.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
"I'm going to walk... HARD"