Hot take*

I know it's "satire", but come the fuck on, this is fucking stupid AND elitist to even SAY about both Halloween & cosplay. You satire news sites rly fucking ought to be OUT of business in this era rampant w/ fake news & phony opinions, not THRIVING in it. Fake news, fake satire.

Because you don't want to be peeling toilet paper off your house tomorrow.

Omg @itsginnydi I immediately thought of you 😂

Because if you dont, your house gets vandalized, thats how it works. you're not giving it out "for free", you're paying a protection racket.