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I knew from the moment I saw this that it was a joke
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In that case, millions of children(potentially young children.) owe Nintendo all their money, and that's sad.
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Outed by a careless Kotaku article
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Miyamoto’s personal SEAL team pounced right after the kid just got a Snickers bar
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I'd believe it
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Would be believable
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Would have been more believable if it was Disney but I almost fell for it anyway.