"EA Sports: It's in the game...for $2.99...also 'it' is defined as 1 random player and a small amount of in-game currency that's not worth the $2.99."

So expected extra financial output on top of the original retail pricing in exchange for vague promises of potential improvements to game play and visuals?

I finished the sentence for them:

Pay 5 dollars for a random letter. Most are x's q's and z's. Make vowels less common. The rest will be lightly dripped in every 3rd or 4th payment. .. I'm kidding. Except I'm not.

How many more characters of the tweet will $5 get me @EA ?

@Xandertalktrash a perfect tweet

@FreeCarnage @tweetmytoaster @idkwtftodohere

but will it give me a sense of pride and accomplishment tho