if discord welcome messages are gonna be so cringy they might as well be honest like → Brace yourselves, Carl has arrived! You must construct additional pylons haha. Last server he was in, Carl posted exclusively hentai 15 times a day nonstop until he was banned.

Sep 25, 2019 · 3:13 PM UTC

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I'm still imagining the one copywriter with "Discord Welcome and Loading Messages" on their resume being confused every time they get turned down for a job.
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What's Carl's contact info?
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Please read the handle.
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Caaaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people.
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What’s cringy is thinking anyone on Discord is somehow cooler than these messages
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anyone named Carl is an insta-ban, let's be real
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HEY! Carl here. Get your facts straight, noob. I posted it SIXTEEN times a day, not fifteen. Was going for the Achievement!
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Hey atleast it isn't furry porn
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