So does that make Shark Boy and Lava Girl the Book of Enoch or some other apocrypha?

And in the same universe as Machete

So, we ARE getting that Samson/Machete crossover movie after all.

"“When Bill Paxton’s character Dinky Winks asks ‘did somebody ring the Dinkster?’ in Spy Kids 3, it was actually a nod to Jesus’s line ‘Why did you seek me?’ in Luke 2:49.” explained Rodriguez." GENIUS

I mean, after Terminal Reality caused Blair Witch, Bloodrayne, and Nocturne to all be in the same universe, this was inevitable.

@AntoniaStraff knew it

Amen