Will the community spaces have podcasting mics and will we get video games in our dens?

I'm here for the comments

This is one of those satirical articles that is totally going to be taken seriously by idiots.

Finally a safe space I can get behind

The Last of them.

Heh

So this means we can keep them in restricted zones? Awesome. Let´s capture all cis white and straight males and put them in zoos <3

If they're endangered why do I hear their calls so often in the wild

"Dukesburg Zoo officials... have proposed efforts to get the white males to breed in captivity as soon as early next year." I lost it.