They had us in the first half not gonna lie (till I saw it was hard drive)

@ELislevandOk oh no

When you cannot tell a joke article from an actual article

@BradynCaneris

Someone will see this article and 100% think you're being serious

What’s the deal with airplane food?

This character exists for decades and people still don't get the fact that he is a murderous psychopath who doesn't care about anyone and does what he does because in his sick mind those things are funny and everything for him is a sick joke.