damn right

Ah, it's a joke article. I was so confused when I first read it.

I’m confused

Uhm.....Peggy? Forgot about Peggy? x3

There’s a typo in your headline. “Was” is only supposed to be used in an instance where the conditional is a possibility (i.e WAS I rude?). “Were” is the term you should have used, as it denotes that the given conditional has no possibility (We acted as though he WERE straight)

This is going to be the happening comment section in a little while.

Someone that doesn’t know about you guys is gonna see this headline and take it 100% seriously. Calling it now