Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage

LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he is 100% technically a little…

Jun 29, 2019 · 7:41 PM UTC

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Darian Lusk · Jun 29, 2019 · 7:42 PM UTC

Darian Lusk @eatpraylusk

29 Jun 2019

Liam

The Commissariat of the Imperium · Jun 29, 2019 · 11:18 PM UTC

The Commissariat of the Imperium @Lord_Commissar

29 Jun 2019

😂🤣😂

Black Republican Against Trumpism · Jun 30, 2019 · 3:26 AM UTC

Black Republican Against Trumpism @ForButtigieg

30 Jun 2019

Why you gotta call me out like that?

Last new Binary Domain fan · Jun 29, 2019 · 9:23 PM UTC

Last new Binary Domain fan @FunkedThis

29 Jun 2019

Uhhhhh @localmystic why is that you

RonnieMVA ⚡️🎤 · Jun 29, 2019 · 8:12 PM UTC

RonnieMVA ⚡️🎤 @RonMorrisse

29 Jun 2019

How you gonna share my personal info like that. 😥

renão · Jun 29, 2019 · 7:58 PM UTC

renão @renao

29 Jun 2019

at least he is cute, hard drive!!

Jrbdog · Jun 30, 2019 · 5:48 PM UTC

Jrbdog @TheJrbdog

30 Jun 2019

LesbianVampire · Jun 29, 2019 · 8:31 PM UTC

LesbianVampire @FutaSucka69

29 Jun 2019

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Q · Jun 30, 2019 · 10:30 PM UTC

Q @TheEnbyperor

30 Jun 2019

@SherlockSec