Tom Nook gives you a zero interest house loan with no expectation that you pay it back -- unless you want even nicer stuff. Tom Nook isn't a capitalist -- he's a fully automated space communist.

Isabelle about to have to bag you 🥺

Tom Nook gives the vast majority of his earnings to orphanages and I won't have you slandering this good entrepeneur.

A take so hot it makes Chernobyl look cool

toxic!

Except Tom Nook is an extremely beneficent lender. He doesn't pester you for payments. He provides goods and services up front and let's you pay him back as you are able. He literally gives you souhnd financial advice. He puts a roof over your head when you have none.

@PunishedAayla who goes first, Nook or Bezos?

smh 😤 mr. nook offers us solace from this capitalist nightmare with zero interest loans with no deadline and this how y'all treat him?

What have you done