if u go home with somebody.... and they dont own any video games....... please tell us what sex is like

Jun 3, 2019 · 3:43 PM UTC

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Replying to @HardDriveMag
You stick it in her butt and pee
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Almost as good as perfecting Souls parry timing. Almost.
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...if i told you id have to get used to getting a lot less of both.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Why would you go home with someone who doesn't have video games?
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Sex is real????
Replying to @HardDriveMag
it's like that feeling you got when you found out yoshi was on top of princess peach's castle this whole time (joyful and ominous)
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Sex is kinda boring, but have you ever gotten a triple headshot kill with the Machina in TF2?
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
I heard it's like Smash Bros
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Sex is overrated. Ever play Freedom Planet? 👀
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