Awkward

like an hour long load screen with admittedly brilliant visuals that build the anticipation, then around a minute of actual game play that leaves you thinking "Is that it?" Apparently there's a multiplayer version that's got more features, but it crashes a lot.

I ... I don't know what what's like.

Like a bag of sand....or so I've been told

Sex is cool and all but have you played Dragon Age: Inquisition?

But, why... why would you ever have sex with someone who doesn't game? That's just crazy!

Awkward and full of apologizing

I've heard the graphics suck and you can only play in first person

as euphoric as explaining master chief's origin story to them afterwards