GOOD THING IT WASN'T HIS KNEE

See, this is where Breath of the Wild succeeded: I ABSOLUTELY believe it when the Bokos wander back and start dancing around the campfire after I riddle them with arrows and a few of them explode into rupees

Isn't this joke almost eight years late?

"I keep thinking that weird white-hooded cloth thing in the shrubs might be... something? But all my instincts are telling me I'm not actually seeing anything." the guard exclaimed, moving the corpse of the tenth coworker he'd found that hour.

It was probably just the wind.