JUST ANNOUNCED: Pokémon Shit records and tracks how many times you shit in a day, and then uses that data to level up your Pokémon. The concept of this game is for players to look forward to pissing and pooping every day.

May 29, 2019 · 2:26 AM UTC

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Can't wait for pokemon shower so gamers can finally take showers!
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finally, a game i can go pro in
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This would actually be good for potty training, though.
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Pokemon Fast rewards you for not eating
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Back in the 2000s, there used to be a dating site where you'd log the time and duration of all the times you pissed in a day, then the site would group you with other people who had similar results. It looked like a regular forum page with glaring black+piss yellow UI.
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I have severe intestinal issues and would crush it at this game
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Someone ping Siivagunner
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Gamer girl pee will be useful