JUST ANNOUNCED: Pokémon Shit records and tracks how many times you shit in a day, and then uses that data to level up your Pokémon. The concept of this game is for players to look forward to pissing and pooping every day.

May 29, 2019 · 2:26 AM UTC

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I have irritable bowel syndrome, so this amuses me.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
No joke, I could really use this to potty train my kid
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I'm never looking at that sitting pose of Pikachu the same again Henceforth it is shitting pose!
Replying to @HardDriveMag
No, the one where it tracks your piss is a different service that has a separate legendary.
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I hope the India servers don't crash on launch
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Wow! I'm so good at this game and it hasn't even come out yet!
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Next would be Pokemon Breath. Records your oxygen intakes and tracks if you're still alive. 😂
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@OrangeJuiceJaz you'd have a lvl 100 Mew in 2 days
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Can't wait to see what happens when I piss out a kidney stone
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
ME AND @Charriii5 WERE JUST JOKING ABOUT THIS LOL
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