I get it! =D

"One fan has already discovered that if you try to dial 911, the phone plays the ‘Extra Life’ sound effect from the Mario games and then hangs up, which he said was “pretty sick!” The fan has reportedly passed away." perfection

It'd be too unbalanced if you could maintain existing friendships THAT easily. Write a letter, that's what Animal Crossing was teaching you all along, even if they live literally down the street.

It's the Tinder killer!

That explains all these phone calls I keep getting.

Just like their Super Mario Maker 2 Online. Connecting people with strangers!

i am 100% for hard drive going on a streak with articles when nintendo does something dumb this is like,, what, the 4th article making fun of MM2’s online features? i love it

You guys are killing it

Yes, "New" is a part of the name.