someone call phoenix wright we have a case

May 22, 2019 路 4:05 PM UTC

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As an expert in bird law I believe this requires that you fight to the death for our amusement. 馃憤馃徏
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You can't call Phoenix Wright; there hasn't been a murder....yet.
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Just saying we can fire back with that fully written article about George R R Martin killing a fan, show em two can play at this game
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The Onion one is funnier
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He got disbarred bro
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the headlines are referring to 2 different characters. one is overweight the other is not.
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OBJECTION! Both articles are predated (by years) by the case of Letty Whiterock (touhou project), who's bigger hitbox made her the butt of many jokes about her being overweight. Example:
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You didnt invent that joke but you were unquestionably the first publication to print it online so congrats on being the first to print a joke people already made. Where should I send your trophy?