I remember the old mad cats controller my mom bought for my brother and me after she surprised us with an OG Xbox because "we needed Halo." She said way back when Microsoft getting into console gaming would be a big deal as I bought a PS2 with birthday money... She was right.

With a cord on it too

Savages

Lolol. I remember having a mad catz Xbox controller that was somehow larger than the official one.

Cruel and Unusual: Only ATgames Genesis Flashback consoles allowed.

Holy shit.

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates is an Xbox

These are inhumane conditions

I'd rather sit in the electric chair

Gamers are oppressed and incarcerated