yo @tsa how come my depressed cousin sarah can bring her dog through security but you took away my emotional support mtn dew

May 6, 2019 · 10:13 PM UTC

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Because Sarah can’t buy a dog in the terminal.
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You should have brought your dog on-board having drunk the mtn dew already. Then you’d have had your dog AND dew on your flight.
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Rapid depressurization of Mtn Dew Baja Blast has never been accurately measured but is assumed to be in the neighborhood of 150-200 megatons. Still need it on the flight though.
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Gamers really are oppressed holy shit
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