If the Onion thinks they can muscle in on your ethical gaming journalism turf, I'll see them in hell - also known as a comments section. Come get some.

The Onion is breaking into gaming to dismantle the system from the inside out with help from multi billionaire gamers who only want customers to play "preferred" titles, like Putt-Putt revival pay 2 win mobile games.

Shame on you @OnionGamers.

They targeted gamers. GAMERS.

absolutely disgusting

I watched Endgame and Game of Thrones this weekend, I don’t know if can handle another emotional battle

How many layers of bullshit is this onion talking?

Oh God, they've turned on us just like society has!