Why don't they just screen it in a toilet?

@thedentgent we’re worth 30 dollars?

@NorthernlionLP they have found a solution for bad bladder viewers

What the fuck, the movie ended 2 hours ago, not only did I not need to take a leak at all, I still don't need to. People be wildin with their tiny bladders.

I'm sure there's a @baxter_intl product that solves this.

You can't stop me from bringing in my own bucket for pissy shitties!

$30 or piss myself during the movie? Well, I guess the hardest choices require the strongest wills.