I...really have no idea what to say about this...I'm impressed and simultaneously disturbed...I'm confused..I need an adult. I NEED AN ADULT!

Omg someone needs to draw a comic panel of him behind the mortal kombat cut out yelling “ITS CALLED THE TRIFORCE!” And running out while his phone number floats behind him into her hands.

Satire that I can actually relate to sadly enough.

Yeah, that's what it is. Reading it helps you understand what is going on

I had semi regulars (not anymore thankfully) that would try to talk me up, calling me “cute” names and whatnot that drove me crazy. But then they’d come back later and be like “What do you mean you CAN’T buy/exchange this thing that I broke!?!?” Hate it.

You can tell this article is fake because nobody actually shops at gamestop anymore

The last sentence made me chortle my coffee out me face

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