*pumped up kicks starts playing

😂🤣😂

that gun is gonna hit that kid in the face

I can't tell if this is even a real article or not the sarcasm is blowing up in every sentence I read

What the fuckles

Libertarian kids *smh*

Satire done right.

Sorry, but you are part of the problem now As i'm likely to to be arrested for this tweet anyways I will say the following There are science based and study proven biological differences between people, as such not everyone is the same (basically the kids cant handle the recoil)

Time to try my fortnite skills.

this isn't how you point a gun when you shoot :\