Hey I had to do lots of side quests in order to lvl up on the Witcher 3, clearly that's all he's doing

It’d be awesome if in the climactic scenes Geralt and his crew are riding towards the enemy fortress to fight the Wild Hunt and some random dude rides up and challenges him to a race. Geralt *riding away furiously*: “I’ll brb guys, I could get a really sweet saddle from this!”

I thought you guys did parody articles, not actual news

People acting like this is serious lol

@Jimukas1 top tweet

i can't stop thinking about this, really hope all @LHissrich @DCockle @witchergame pitch in for this piece 😂

Just wait till Netflix finds out they have to apply his beard and mustache with qgi, delaying everything and abolishing the budget..

I saw him betting his sword props in a card game. Truly he understands the role of Geralt.

J'ai mis 500 ans à comprendre que c'était un troll...