"Dorsey assured reporters that that thing where you open Twitter and you see a tweet you want to read and then it randomly refreshes the feed so that you can never again find the one you wanted to read again would remain an important feature on the site"

Only Verified accounts can tweet, the plebs only get to reply.

Edit button would be nice to have.

Brilliant - take away ½ of 45's Executive Time

It's kind of amazing how much they've fucked up recently. Like, look at this fuckin shit -

With how bone-headed these tech companies have been lately, this doesn't even sound like parody anymore. lol

Art.

Some bumb will quote tweet this unable to understand satire and get 50K RTs