World Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump Right

KITEZH, Russia — Famed archaeologist/adventurer Lara Croft fell to her death in the lost city of Kitezh today, after mistiming a jump between two cliffs.…

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Mar 11, 2019 · 9:00 PM UTC

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1312 · Mar 12, 2019 · 4:42 AM UTC

1312 @thlstmnstndng

12 Mar 2019

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Weird pronoun switching there

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 🇮🇱🇺🇦 · Mar 12, 2019 · 12:01 PM UTC

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @debeehr

12 Mar 2019

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Omg i'm so old my first thought was of #Pitfall

Jesus Estrada · Mar 11, 2019 · 9:21 PM UTC

Jesus Estrada @estradaman

11 Mar 2019

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Saow · Mar 12, 2019 · 1:41 PM UTC

Saow @SaowAlternate

12 Mar 2019

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World Renowned Archaeologist horrifically kills an entire PMC in the forest.

Cryptic In QA · Mar 12, 2019 · 8:15 AM UTC

Cryptic In QA @CrypticJacknife

12 Mar 2019

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UPDATE: Archaeologist removed the spikes from her face and continued onwards somehow, mauled by bear shortly after

Dan Taipua · Mar 11, 2019 · 9:13 PM UTC

Dan Taipua @D__T_____

11 Mar 2019

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Remembered for their most important research project: Shooting people of the Global South in the face or neck

Gapeagle · Mar 11, 2019 · 11:46 PM UTC

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11 Mar 2019

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World famous Archaeologist dies doing non-archaeologist things

Boopity Doopity · Mar 11, 2019 · 9:05 PM UTC

Boopity Doopity @jumpforapples

11 Mar 2019

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Literally just beat uncharted 4 last night wtf