The year is 20XX. You are only considered a "real gamer" if you are featured as one in a Hard Drive article photo. You go to patreon.com/thehardtimes to sign up for it

Mar 4, 2019 路 9:55 PM UTC

6
6
1
128
Replying to @HardDriveMag
I'd never pay for this but it's a fun idea
Replying to @HardDriveMag
So what you're saying is we have to pay to do some of your work I like it
3
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Fuck I might have to sign up
Replying to @HardDriveMag @REALpunknews
Eh Patreon, but that shit down!
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Wait even fake news can have patreons now?
Replying to @HardDriveMag
So we pay you so you can gain more money? That's disgusting, I'm in
1