>Be me >Get shield >Suddenly get accused of incel rapist >"holy fuck it's like that anime" >Except end up in jail Gamers rise up

Shields are for dumb idiots who can't dodge

Shield hero wants to know your location

How dare you. Goofy uses a shield, and Goofy FUCKS.

Third game is Pokemon: Stacy

The Sinnoh Pokémon brought their white god to the humble and defenseless Alola region. Twinleaf Town is gleefully ignorant of its people’s Pokémon’s crimes smh

Sword would probably be more the incel option. I mean come on they studied the blade after all.

Like for most people sword is the obvious option. But you know seasonal weebs will preorder and then forget why by the time the game releases