At least I'm not a Hufflepuff

I hate the fact that she's right...

Gordon Brown is Hagrid

It’s funny how none of these things were mentioned when these books were originally published. She made the rounds touting how great they were for kids, her “I was broke AF” story, and there was no Satanic mentions in the works. This seems like a desperate plea to grab attention

I mean, a little bit, I guess?

Whats next, she's gonna tell us that wizards shat themselves and magically vanished the evidence before plumbing was invented?

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE, HARRY QUITE LITERALLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, FACED ADVERSITY, AND ENDED UP LIVING HIS BEST LIFE😮😮😮