Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down

ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of the USB port, had been…

Jan 9, 2019 · 8:00 PM UTC

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Sebastiano Masper · Jan 9, 2019 · 11:07 PM UTC

Sebastiano Masper @Sebamasper

9 Jan 2019

Not possible. It doesn't fit!!!

Phr0st3d 🐐 · Jan 11, 2019 · 1:34 PM UTC

Phr0st3d 🐐 @Phr0st3d

11 Jan 2019

Simple Dave, the inventor of RCA connections, lol.

forcesinbalance · Jan 10, 2019 · 2:14 AM UTC

forcesinbalance @forcesinbalance

10 Jan 2019

It wasn't unintentional--it was an homage to old-school file transfer. "Next day, he was buried/Face-down, nine-edge first."

CDClarke · Jan 9, 2019 · 8:08 PM UTC

CDClarke @C_D_Clarke

9 Jan 2019

How did people get to the inventor of USB's funeral? On the universal serial bus.

Fringe · Jan 10, 2019 · 1:01 AM UTC

Fringe @fringession

10 Jan 2019

Did they not see the oddly straight-lined USB symbol on the coffin?

Random832 · Jan 9, 2019 · 8:00 PM UTC

Random832 @Random832

9 Jan 2019

They'll dig him up, flip him over, and then realize he was right side up the first time just slightly misaligned so they have to flip him again.