He gives you interest free loans you can pay off to him by selling him some freaking rocks, hes a true comrade

I'll eat his ass

Tom Nook is a good man and I will not stand for this slander against him. He doesn't even charge rent, only requiring you pay off your debt if you want a house upgrade. You move into town with nothing, and he helps you get a house and a job. I'm sick of these lies being spread.

hard drive creeping into vore territory

Oh he's going to be the first don't worry