GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after failing to convince a customer…

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Dec 25, 2018 · 10:00 PM UTC

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Blissed-◇ut Paradigm🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ · Dec 27, 2018 · 8:22 AM UTC

Blissed-◇ut Paradigm🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ @Alien__Bunny

27 Dec 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Kinky.

Adam Graves · Dec 27, 2018 · 1:09 AM UTC

Adam Graves @Mrgravesrants

27 Dec 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

this is not true. the store manager whips you when you fail to meet preorders. my scars are still there from when i worked there as a kid.

Leif Messinger · Dec 26, 2018 · 8:41 PM UTC

Leif Messinger @LeifMessinger

26 Dec 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Do you have a powerup rewards card? For the low price of $20 you can get $10 worth of savings!

JasonBall34 · Dec 25, 2018 · 10:11 PM UTC

JasonBall34 @JasonBall34

25 Dec 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Why are you putting this fucking disgusting crap on our timelines on Christmas Day?!?!

Carbonated-Jem (Check my Patreon!) · Dec 26, 2018 · 7:39 PM UTC

Carbonated-Jem (Check my Patreon!) @CarbonatedJem

26 Dec 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Seems like this site is parody articles but like, it sucks that I genuinely believed this for like a sold 30 seconds.

Cody Lee · Dec 26, 2018 · 2:57 PM UTC

Cody Lee @MistaJoker23

26 Dec 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Imma so sorry masta that are pre-order numbers aren't good enough. I'll be a go employee I swear. Hey everyone fallout 76 is 5$. No one moves gusse you can't sell a turd no matter how you polish it. I'm going back to whipping my own ass.