This is our 1,000th tweet. Thanks for everything
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For our 2,000th tweet, please enjoy an HD remake of our 1,000th tweet. Thanks for everything

Dec 10, 2018 · 6:45 PM UTC

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For our 3,000th tweet, please enjoy the Netflix adaptation of our 2,000th tweet. Thanks for everything
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For our 4,000th tweet, please enjoy this analytic podcast dive into Mario's penis. Thanks for everything youtube.com/nDUwoOooLyA
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Could you not?
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Where are his meatballs?
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it's illegal to do this on a Monday
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You think that's bad, wait until he unveils his signature sex move: The Backwards Schlong Jump.
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Lewd HD
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I really didn't want to see that so here, I am sure you don't want to see this. :P Don't worry, it's nothing gory or anything...but.....
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@Babylonian
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😱
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3,000 will just be some real fat hairy dude with his wang out.
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So Mario's pubes match the mustache...
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