Okay, this is an inspired metaphor. You guys knock it out of the park almost every time but this is something else.

Old RPG characters are holding all their potions and elixirs until the game is already over

I know I'm not the only one who has been forced to steal just to get the paltry number of potions and ethers that I do have.

By level 30 RPG characters should have enough potions saved up in their stash that their new game plus character can directly engage the endgame boss and win! Otherwise, you are a failure as a gamer and honestly, a burden to the gaming society!

Well maybe if the potion seller would actually sell me potions.

YOU CAN'T WRITE SHIT LIKE THIS DUUUUUUDE I'M PARANOID ABOUT MY POTIONS ENOUGH AS IS