Don't then. Lock the door, turn off the lights, and don't participate at all. [Yes, I realize the site is satire, that doesn't make my answer to your possibly not serious question any less serious. We haven't given out candy to kids for many years now.]

To be honest, when I lived in a neighborhood where kids trick or treated, I gave the ones that clearly had a big hand in making their own costume bigger handfuls of candy. Unless they cut across the grass. STAY OFF MY LAWN! I don't need 60 kids stomping a dirt path into my grass.

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Lmfao