do you think being a gamer gives you superpowers? sometimes I think my fingers are quicker than the average person or I can poop without needing to wipe at a higher frequency than most

Oct 15, 2018 · 11:26 PM UTC

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Replying to @HardDriveMag
It’s now obvious that your lack of friends isn’t due to your being an introvert. Please wipe your ass, if not for yourself, then for those around you.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
When you're sitting in the toilet and it only takes 1 square of toilet paper.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
I think you should wipe more
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
No but one of my friends has the power of taking a 30 min shit
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add it to the list of gamer powers
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