Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge of figuring out a solid…

Sep 17, 2018 · 2:30 PM UTC

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Ludwig von Koopenstein · Sep 17, 2018 · 3:41 PM UTC

Ludwig von Koopenstein @LVonKoopenstein

17 Sep 2018

It was so much easier when the church kids were all playing Halo.

Tactless Ogre · Sep 17, 2018 · 3:21 PM UTC

Tactless Ogre @TactlessOgre

17 Sep 2018

Oh god damnit!