Trivia time!! We were going to announce today that Smash Bros Ultimate would be introducing the character "New York Police Officer" but decided to demote him to assist trophy after the bad press from Sony's Spider-Man game.

Fun fact: God of War is based off of me, Masahiro Sakurai

We have many new characters coming to Smash Bros, but we want to let the fans decide. Which game series would you like to see a character from in Smash Bros the most?

Not technically "Nintendo" news but I am proud to announce that I finally lost my virginity 😊

For Smash Bros Ultimate, we are bringing back the rumor that if you shock Samus with Pikachu and pause at just the right second, your older cousin was able to see her naked.

The Nintendo Switch has finally granted us the technology for a feature we have always wanted at Nintendo: there will be a Yoshi color that blinds you

NINTENDO FUN FACT: if you sit on your hand until it goes numb and jerk off, it is called "The Stranger."

I have no opinions about Israel, please stop asking me!

Retweet if you want me to announce a new Animal Crossing at the Direct and watch everyone at Nintendo scramble to make that true

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