Attention all video game companies: We are available for hire and will write all the jokes in your games for you. Do not hire your friend's 15 year old edgelord son. Their jokes are bad. Sincerely, Admittedly a Website That Went Viral For a Joke About Waluigi's Foreskin

Aug 21, 2018 · 7:16 PM UTC

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Just think about it, @CyberpunkGame - The Hard Times is punk and Hard Drive loves to cyber
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i want to live in the world where Nintendo hires Hard Drive and a generation of tentpole games get filled with terrifying jokes about ISIS and SWATing Pope Francis
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No one talks about how the Pope is the world's most powerful volcel and that's why we need MARIO to shout it
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I’ll do this but I’ll charge five dollars less.
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Where can I find the joke of Waluigi’s foreskin?
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“Also, remember Shy Guys?” he added. “None of them have any gag reflexes. So you could really go to town if you wanted.
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I’d hire you, you take rupees?
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Oh so you like jokes do you? Name 3 of their albums
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