Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats after being delivered in a…

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Aug 2, 2018 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Ed Ivory · Aug 3, 2018 · 3:38 AM UTC

Ed Ivory

@EdwardIvory

3 Aug 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag @THEEBaldMoose

Charisma is somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 and then add a decimal point in front of the rest.

Intrusive Thot · Aug 2, 2018 · 7:02 PM UTC

Intrusive Thot @MattLigeti

2 Aug 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

OK, this one got me

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Lewenburg · Aug 2, 2018 · 8:52 PM UTC

Lewenburg @lewenburg

2 Aug 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag @litzabronwyn

Dump and reroll

Dan The Old Taco · Aug 3, 2018 · 5:05 AM UTC

Dan The Old Taco @Yep_Just_Dan

3 Aug 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Yeet the baby