Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion, were actually the result of…

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Ned · Aug 2, 2018 · 2:38 PM UTC

Ned @shitinmymouth__

2 Aug 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag

He always beat the Romans, no wonder they didn't like him

Touko White (what is life) · Aug 2, 2018 · 2:43 PM UTC

Touko White (what is life) @4sweettjrose

2 Aug 2018

Replying to @HardDriveMag @REALpunknews

The real reason Judas betrayed Jesus. It was because Jesus kept on stealing his star.